Yeah, its been 2 days since you were born, and I haven’t seen you yet. But I will be in your house this Friday to see you, although technically ‘seeing’ would be a one sided thing in our case. But what do I talk to you? What am I supposed to do when I see you? Honestly, I don’t know. Everytime I hear about a newborn baby, it reminds me of this one episode in Seinfeld. I am sure “Seinfeld” is going to be on prime time 15 years from now (assuming you read it then), and you will know which episode am talking about. Else, just check your parents’ collection and you will find a bunch of over-watched and scratched DVDs.
Oh! And just heard from your dad that you are going ‘home’ for the first time. According to South Indian tradition/custom/whatever, it is customary to put your right foot first when you enter a home for the first time. But since you can hardly crawl, I don’ t really know how you are gonna manage that. Just a word of advice: The room to the right is where I usually stay when I visit, so don’t poop there. There is plenty of real estate in the house for that, say like your DAD.
See you soon.
